: You get close, and it’s like, zoom, they’re gone.īen: The most incredible thing happened.You get close, and it’s like, zoom, they’re gone. Hi, my name’s Bobby Newport, and as you can see I’m in Switzerland at my family’s private hunting estate, but I haven’t caught any yet. : We just send each other a photo of ourselves holding up today’s newspaper to prove we’re OK.Ron: Yes, we talk far less than that, or we just send each other a photo of ourselves holding up today’s newspaper to prove we’re OK. : Based on my experience playing Fortnite, children are terrifying and can make you cry almost imm.The job is impossible, and every teacher deserves a brand new Mercedes after all this, except for Joe, of course, ‘cause you know I already got him a Mercedes. Based on my experience playing Fortnite, children are terrifying and can make you cry almost immediately.ĭonna: It’s terrible. : They’ve designated him a super healer.ĭonna: Tom, have you ever witnessed someone trying to teach a young group of children something?.So far, it’s just Megan Rapinoe, him, and a panther at the Miami Zoo. And my blood type is just positive.Īnn: They’ve designated him a super healer. My red blood cells are so big, you can see them with the naked eye. Who are you giving it to? Just kind of whoever wants it, trade with the Postmates guy kind of thing.Ĭhris: Oh no, Andy, the CDC asked me to donate because I am extremely healthy. : This morning I put oatmeal on my fingernails because I thought it was nail polish.Īnn: Chris is donating blood four times a week.Īndy: Ah, good for you man.This morning I put oatmeal on my fingernails because I thought it was nail polish. It’s every girl’s dream, but you know, between that and the kids, I’m only getting two hours of sleep instead of my usual four. Ron: Did you also create those committees? And then I volunteered for several committees to help us get through this. Leslie: Well, I shut down every national park in my jurisdiction - sad but necessary. Ron: I’ve been practicing social distancing since I was 4 years old. ![]() Leslie: When you travel, are you practicing social distancing? : Yes, I’ve been banned from all four ceremonies.Joan Callamezzo: Yes, I’ve been banned from all four ceremonies. Every night I do a show for them called “Joan on Joan for Joan.” I recount legendary Joan Callamezzo moments like how I scored by EGOT. Joan Callamezzo: Yes, a few years ago I accused Jennifer Lopez of stealing my look, and I got quite a back and forth with her attorney. Leslie: Do you have someone you can talk to Joan? : Oh, Ron, Burt Macklin FBI does not need anyone to help him escape a measly shed.I locked myself in the shed and can’t get out.Īndy: Oh, Ron, Burt Macklin FBI does not need anyone to help him escape a measly shed. Ron: Where are you son? Why are you in another room? Are you quarantining?Īndy: No, well kinda. : Someone needs to stop me before I accidentally say this was the best month of my life.Īpril: Andy and I put all of our stuff in garbage bags, and every day I put on the first five random things I pull out.Someone needs to stop me before I accidentally say this was the best month of my life. Mark: Well, you know I wouldn't say romantically involved. Shauna: OK, well, since we're, you know romantically involved, I won't print any of it : I know what'll loosen up our brains.It's not that I want a massage I'll be the caboose. ![]() : Every department's losing a Leslie Knope. ![]() Right now, she's single-handedly putting up some lousy concert for this city's kids. No other department has one to begin with.
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